India
A great country.
The culture begins here.
It is known for it's decency.
All religions meet each other here.
"Om Jai Jagdish Hare"
"He (God) takes away all the problems of his devotees".
"Om Jai Jagdish Hare"
[Azaan playing]
[Kawali playing]
[Punjabi hymn playing]
Wishing for more money, some people leave their country,
and go abroad.
You prosper here but lose your culture.
Decency dies.
The religion becomes pale.
On this foreign land,
trying to keep his culture, dencency and religion alive..
..is Purshotam Harnam Agarwal.
Cadbury, where did the deepak (lamp) go?
Deepak? -Yes?
Deepak is gone to India grandpa.
What?
Yes, Deepak Malhotra, husband of Arti Malhotra..
..gone to India to meeet his old mother.
And yes, you also told him to get, Ganga water.
Its not Ganga water, it is called the 'Holy water'.
Always speaks rubbish, you get out from here.
Relax grandpa, and what are you doing?
How many times have I told you not to stress yourself?
My health can't stop me from worshipping my culture.
My son expired...
For how long can I take this burden?
Because of my health if I stop worshiping,
how will my grand daughter know about our religion?
My only wish left is...
..to teach my grand daughter about our culture and religion.
All that is okay, grandpa...
But where is Nikki? She's not to be seen.
She's gone to a friend's birthday party.
But she'll be there, for the Janmashtami worship in the evening.
Happy Birthday! -Thankyou.
Thank you very much.
Hey, where is Nikki? -She should be here any moment.
Hey Sherry!
Why aren't we opening the Champagne? How long will we have to wait?
If Nikki doesn't come, who will pay the bills here?
Nikki [cheering] -Hey
Happy birthday Rohit.
[Worship hymn plays]
Keep the change. -Thank you so much, darling.
Come on.
Hey Nikki...
Why do you look so sad?
Tomorrow, once again you're gonna go away.
For 2 months!
Nikki, it's a bussiness trip, I can't help it.
When you go,
there is no fixed adress...
nor number that I can contact you at.
I keep travelling Nikki.
Sometime this country, sometimes that. -Rohit!
Will the scenario be the same after we get married?
Business wil go on but not the trips.
Come here...
Love you!
Sorry grandpa, it got really late today.
But didn't I tell you, that we had worship at home?
I know grandpa, but what could I do?
It was my friend's birthday too.
We have to prioritize ourself.
You celebrated your day, I did mine.
Friend?
Child, it wasn't a party, we worshipped Lord Krishna.
Oh, grandpa, how many God's do you worship?
Every week a prayer meeting?
And anyway, I don't believe in all these things.
What do you mean?
You don't believe in religion and God?
You've become an atheist ?
I do not know about becoming an atheist...
But our generation take all this as a joke.
Okay?
Your generation has become so advanced?
Who laugh at their roots, culture, and traditions?
Culture?
What is culture, grandpa?
You follow the culture where you are born.
You were born in India.
That is why you follow that culture.
I was born and brought up here, so I follow this culture.
And do I tell you, come to the disco celebrate my friend's birthday?
Grandpa, it'll be better if we live our lives the way we want.
Purshotam, what happened? Today's walk seems to be longer.
Yes, Rashid!
Now, even life feels a little far.
I just want to go back.
Why are you saying all this?
I am talking facts.
Thinking about the day..
..I came to London, leaving India for a livelyhood.
Thinking about my family's happiness.
Thinking about giving my only son, the best future.
I'll make him capable of having success, name, respect.
But what did I get?
My son married a foreiger.
For which, I had to go to the registrar's office.
But not as a father but as a witness for the marriage.
It didn't look like a marriage, but looked like my dreams shattering.
Looked like that's all against my religion, culture.
Still, I did it somehow.
Accepted my daughter-in-law as my daughter.
But the fate had something else written.
My son and daughter-in-law both died in a car accident.
I was tired of all this and felt like ending my life, but...
Namrata was small and was my responsibility.
And I was all she had.
I had to live, to take care of her.
But when I heard her yesterday...
No doubt, my son and daughter-in-law were taken away because of death,
But my grand daughter will be taken away because of this foreign culture.
She'll also get married in the court and go.
And I'll be left all alone.
My family will be gone forever.
Purshotam Harnam Agarwal will become as Purshotam Tony Braganza.
Now you get it my friend?
People who leave their country for money, karma pays them back.
That's the price you pay to leave your culture.
But I won't let this happen this time.
At this stage, I won't let luck give me discomfort.
I won't let my religion and culture die.
I will get my grand daughter married.
But not here, in my country, in India.
In India?
But will you get a boy so soon?
I got one already.
The landlord of Tikambar, Thakur Ranveer Singh is my childhood friend,
his grand son, Tarunveer.
But will Nikki agree to that?
No, not at all. What you expect grandpa?
That I should get married in a country..
..I don't know anything about?
Be with a man, whose way of life, likes, dislikes..
..I don't know anything.
I won't, grandpa!
This will not happen!
This will happen and that's my order.
This is not an order, it's injustice.
My order is injustice to you?
Lovely, I spent all my life giving you all you want.
I didn't even get a chance to live my life.
And today you have to say is, I am doing injustice to you?
But grandpa... -Shut up!
Now listen to me...
If you don't do what I said, I'll burn down this house.
I'll give away all my wealth to some charity..
..and have poison and die.
And I will do this.
Grandpa please, your blood pressure will shoot up..
..-So what? I'll die.
Nobody needs this old man here anyway.
Purshotam...
Nobody needs me. -Come, let's go.
No one requires me.
Nikki...
Today, I'm talking from a friend's, a well wisher's point of view,
Your grandpa has gone through a lot because of your dad's marriage.
But that time, grandpa wasn't a heart patient,
Nor was he aged.
But today, he's old.
No one knows what will happen any moment.
Asma, why don't you understand?
That I love someone else.
How can I go to India and marry someone else?
So don't you love your grandpa?
Think about it, let your love go and keep grandpa happy?
Or disappoint grandpa and live like that all your life.
And only you can decide this.
Grandpa...
Are you upset with me?
Please grandpa, don't be upset.
I am ready to go to India.
And I'll marry the one you want me too.
But grandpa...
I'll have to marry an unknown guy, in an unknown country..
..after which my whole life will change.
So don't I get any right on such an imporatant decison of my life?
Till today you've bought me everything of my choice.
So, the person I'll me spending my whole life with..
..so won't you give me a chance to know him?
What do you want?
I want to go to India alone.
And you don't even tell them that I am coming.
Because I want to know them by being an unknown there,
not a guest, who they know.
Go, do what you feel is right.
Go happily but it's a big nation and you'll go alone?
Grandpa, please don't take tension.
I shall go to India with Nikki and you know my power,
I shall become her body gaurd.
But you don't know to speak english.
Don't worry, eat dal curry.
I'll buy a dictionary, and translate it in english hindi and eat.
You mean talk?
Yes, talk... -Yeah, talk not eat.
Now you don't have to worry grandpa, Cadbury is there along.
Go happily...
And, your thinking that India is still living in the 18th centuary..
..so go have a look, India's reached the 21st centuary long ago.
Go have a look at the success India has reached to.
And there you will find your life partner.
Your hero will be waiting there, Hero Hindustani.
"School's over, let's see college life now"
"Childhood is over, let's have some fun"
"Let have music, dance and some fun".
"And also let's start winking at girls".
"My half ticket is become full".
"I don't know where my childhood disappear"
"I have lost my mind".
"But no one knows what happened?
"My half ticket is become full, I don't know where my childhood disappear".
"There will come a girl with blue eyes".
"Whose hair will be flying with the breeze".
"There will come a girl with blue eyes".
"Whose hair will be flying with the breeze".
"I'll call her when the sun goes down"
"And she'll smile as I greet her".
"She'll pull off her cloths and will shut her eyes".
"And she'll bite her lips too".
"We will die for each other".
"The topic is become naughty".
"My half ticket is become full, I don't know where my childhood disappear".
"When I'll look into her eyes... I'll will also love her alot".
"They say, youth is for two days but I'll increase it to four".
"That charming girl will come in my arms and I'll make love to her".
"Yound ladies have been sending messages".
"My Heart is housefull with the girls".
"My half ticket is become full, I don't know where my childhood disappear".
Greetings uncle. -Greetings!
Where's the trip to? -Khwaja garib nawaz...
Wow, how lucky are you Rahim uncle.
Give my regards and please do pray for my brother.
And do you have a match box? -Yes, take.
Uncle also did you see Topi?
He's sitting there, having beer.
Topi, don't have so much of beer.
You're growing fat like an egg. -You let it be.
Passengers have arrived, let's go.
Arrival? Nahh!
Arrival means passengers you've come in right?
No, no, I am in search of people who go to London.
Do you know?
10 years back, Santa Singh went to London..
..and today he owns half of it.
And from the time I have got his letter, asking me to come to London.
I have gone crazy.
I feel like running and flying and going to Lomdon.
London?
Forget London, no one will take you to Ludhiana.
When poeple go back, they take nice things with them.
They won't take back someone who is so scary like you.
Let's go find some customer, who'll give us our wages for today.
That is your work.
You're the guide, you go get the passenger.
I am the driver, I only drive the car. Go search the passenger.
You won't change. -Go...
Fairy...
Fairy, are you going to London? -Yes!
Why? -Even I wanna go. I am dying to go.
You know, I am a good worker, I'll go to your house..
..clean, sweep, massage you. -Hey idiot, don't touch me. Go away!
She hit me, what does she think of herself.
You'll have to pay for this.
You're done with your discussion? -Yes, done!
Heard all the abuses?
Come, let's do some work. -I don't wanna work.
I have got a passenger. -Hell with your passenger.
They're from London. -What, really?
From London? Where are they? -There...
Where did they go? -Yes, sir.
Are you the driver? -Yes, sir.
Can't you stand near the car? What are you doing there? Idiot!
Abuse me once more, sir
Stupid!
The forgeiners abuse so good, please abuse more.
Duffer!
Sir, abuse me, hit me, all is okay but..
..please take me to London with you, once. -Why you sticking? Stay away.
I don't like too much of flattering. I'm cancelling the car.
No, no don't cancel. What are doing, Topi?
Go away, you're sticking him.
Sir, I will drive. No problem, I will drive.
You know, I have stayed in India for a very long time.
My father, was a British police officer.
We srewed you'll during the independence.
We have broken their bones.
If he doesn't shut up, I'll break his bones. -Let it be.
He my visa to go to London.
If he get's bugged, he'll cancel it.
Or I would have broken his face.
What are you saying? -No, nothing, you are supposed to get down?
Yes, stop the car, this is my destination.
I have some work here, I'll be back soon.
I am a very punctual man, do not move from here.
If I come back and your car is not there, I'll cancel your car.
-Okay sir!
Stop flaterring... -Okay, sir!
This is what I was talking about. -Okay, sir!
Okay, hold on.
I do this for my brother's education and a livelihood,
Or I would have jammed him with my car.
You wait, I'll go pee and come. -No, no need.
If he comes, he'll unnecassarily irritate.
My bladders are bursting!
Nothing will happen, just sit.
So I'll do it here, only. -What, in the car?
No, when will this bottle come handy?
Turn your face.
Oh God, it's so hot here. No water to drink too.
Stupid fools!
Everyone is sleeping here sleep at lunch, no one works!
Hey, driver!
Here I am dying of thirst and you are having beer?
Which brand is that?
No, sir... -This his personal brand.
Nothing official about it.
He'll drink it for sure. -No problem.
He's our guest, if he falls short of one bottle, I'll offere another.
But let him taste the thunder.
Sir... -Let him drink.
Have it in one sip, it'll be fun.
This is the right choice baby.
Rommie, have a look...
Your brother has got the 'Best Student' medal.
Brother, are you crying?
No Naren, I am happy.
You know when I was little,
I also wanted to achieve things like these.
I wanted to be a doctor.
But suddenly, parents died.
All the responsibilities, were on my shoulders.
What could I do?
I had to anything that came my way.
I was upset to leave my education.
I was angry with my poverty.
Then I though, what if I couldn't study, you are there.
My younger brother.
I though, I'll educate you to become a doctor.
I'll make you a great doctor.
Very soon my dreams will come through.
But the fees are too much, almost 5 lakhs.
5 Lakhs?
You don't worry, I am there.
I'll arrange.
It's a matter of only 5 Lakhs.
But from where will you arrange? -It'll come, my son.
Rommie has spent all his life, being a guide only to educate you.
His sacrifice, will not be wasted.
God will help him fulfill his dream.
Nikki baby, you wait in the lounge, I'll hire a car till then.
See this, King! -Did you call me?
What is that?
Topi, he looks like some rich man from London.
If he hires our jeep, we will definately get the rent but..
..we'll also get a good tip, in pounds.
You'll get the pounds, I'll a chance go to London.
Move aside, Santa Singh I am coming.
Sir, I am Topi.
Rommie guide! No site without guide.
You want a car?
I wanna go to Tikamgarh.
You know where is Tikamgarh? -Tikamgarh?
Yes sir, very famous place, I know.
Do you know where it? -No, we'll ask someone on the way.
Yes, I belong to Tikamgarh, I live there. -Really?
Yes! -I'll hire you both, you wait.
I'll go and come, you wait, okay? -Okay! Thankyou sir.
Our British fairy is here, I am going to London.
Increase your volume, I can't hear you.
Which beer did you give me that day? It' burning inside.
Stop this one, or that London man will go away.
Topi, you don't worry.
I won't let the London man go.
Leave!
What's the matter?
Sir, this britisher is asking for money to drink.
I said I won't give, so he said I'll burn the airport.
I'll put you in the lock up.
Today's my night duty, I'll teach you a lesson. Come let's go.
You want to drink? Come!
Hello...
Are you both a problem? -No no!
Why did this police come here?
I'm cancelling your cab, okay?
Sir, he booked us and then cancelled the ride.
In India, this is a very big crime.
If you also hire our car and cancel it later,
The police will lock you up too and beat you.
No no, not needed. Your car is fixed.
Nikki...
This is important than the actual tariff.
Sir, let's go please.
Wait...
First,we'll talk to Nikki's grandfather..
..on the telephone... -Yes child, how are you?
Did you see India?
Until now, I have only seen the airport.
I will now roam and see your India.
If you see it through your heart, you'll call it 'our' India.
Takecare of yourself, and keep calling okay?
Okay, grandpa bye!
Grandpa...
Now since you've spoken to Nikki, let's go eat.
Ever since she's left, you haven't eaten anything.
No, I don't feel like.
For the first time, she's gone away from me, so I am worried.
Only because Nikki asked me not to call that family, I didn't.
But now as she's reached there,
I'm thinking of letting them know that by tomorrow she should be there.
We reached circuit house.
We'll have to spend our night here. -What? Here?
Yes, miss London.
Oh God, where did grandpa send us?
Come let's go.
No sir stop, what are you doing?
You'll carry luggage?
I'll do the needful, don't worry.
You go I'll get it.
Anything else sir? Any command?
You know what to do? You test me.
Teach me hindi.
Oh, teach you hindi?
Yeay?
Tell me daulat?
Dau-tu-lat, legs? Two legs!
You stupid...
Daulat doesn't mean two legs.
Daulat?
Is money...
Wealth... -Yes, daulat!
Now tell me sir, 'naukar'?
Nau? nine... Kar? do...
Nine do! -He's worst.
Thankyou!
Nau-kar... Like I am yours!
Servant? -Yes...
Servant...
If it would have been someone else, I would have slapped him by now.
What? -Nothing sir!
You're great.
I am your servant.
Miss London!
The food is ready. -I am not hungry.
And your uncle?
Uncle?
It's been 10 years, he's dead.
The sir, outside in the black suit? -Cadbury?
You think, that duffer in anyway can be my uncle?
He's out house butler.
Our servant!
What, he's not the boss?
He's a servant, really?
No, I don't think so. Servant's don't wear suit.
You stupid...
This suit created all this confusion.
You know, everyone abroad wears suit.
So he won't be able to take me to London?
He ruined my dreams, I won't spare him.
There he is... -Indian, Amrish Puri?
Oh, I fell down!
Stay there!
You dumbo, how dare you sit here?
The bosses sit here, okay?
I am the boss! -What boss?
We are the boss, you are a butler.
You're a servant, poor man go sit there in the corner.
Servant? -Ofcourse...
We have come to know.
You're nothing but a servant there in London.
You guys are trying to be physical with me?
And now listen to me?
If you were in England with me, I would have sued to guys for 2 million pounds.
And now...
The tip is cancelled.
Means you've cancelled our car? -Yeah!
You don't need to do that, because we have done it ourself.
Now listen to me beggar, go walking to Tikamgarh.
And do you believe in reincarnation?
What? -You do not understand?
You understand rebirth? New life? Born again?
Rebirth?
You know first life I was a king?
Get lost!
You were a king in the last life? -Yeah!
That is why you are born a butler in this life.
Next life you'll be born as a animal.
Animal? -Yes, animal...
When the animal will die, a man will be born
And when that man turns 100, then you'll reach Tikamgarh.
Oh no! No, don't do that.
Please don't do that. -Tell him.
Don't do that. Reaching Tikamgarh is really important for Nikki baby.
Please... -So do me a favour.
Tomorrow morning... -Yeay?
Bring all your luggage to the car like a donkey.
Uncle luggage... -Keep at the backside.
Bloody servant!
Keep it properly.
Topi, where is Miss London?
How will I know? Go find here.
This beggar has nothing to give.
Who'll pay the bill here? Go search her.
"The heart is first attacked and then has agreed to love".
"People who fall in love, cry in loneliness".
"It's not something just like that..."
"It's not a small thing to happen..."
"This is Love".
"This is worship".
"It's not something just like that... It's not a small thing to happen..."
"This is Love, this is worship".
"Its goes down to the heart through eyes and the heart get's lost".
"The sleep goes away when love happens".
"It's not something just like that... It's not a small thing to happen..."
"This is Love, this is worship".
"Sometime love is soft, sometimes fragrant or sometimes like seasons".
"Sometimes it is flame, sometimes it's dew".
"Some music, some meeting, some lover, some confidant..."
"You are with this, so am I".
"Love relationships are remembered by the names given".
"Its goes down to the heart through eyes and the heart get's lost".
"The sleep goes away when love happens".
"It's not something just like that... It's not a small thing to happen..."
"This is Love, this is worship".
"The heart pounds out loud".
"The talking is quite so is the sight".
"This is a mark of love".
"The eyes hear it, the eyes understand it".
"This is the story of Life".
"When a lover is lost in the arms of love..."
"Its goes down to the heart through eyes and the heart get's lost".
"The sleep goes away when love happens".
"It's not something just like that... It's not a small thing to happen..."
"This is Love, this is worship".
"Its goes down to the heart through eyes and the heart get's lost".
"The sleep goes away when love happens".
"The heart is first attacked and then has agreed to love".
"People who fall in love, cry in loneliness".
The people from London are here.
How did they know about our arrival?
I don't know baby?
No grandma! Why you putting that black spot?
This for keeping her safe from wrong thoughts.
You're heavy! -What?
I mean, thankyou!
Child, I am Ranveer Singh, the groom's grandpa.
In the morning, Purshotam informed us about you coming.
Child, you are just not the would be daughter-in-law..
..you are like a daughter to us.
I and Purshotam are childhood friends.
Think of this like your house, come.
Sorry, but I can't stay here. I'll stay at a hotel
-Hotel Mansarovar.
When we have a house why would you stay in a hotel?
What will I tell Purshotam?
Grandpa has allowed us to do so.
All the wedding responsibility is ours.
I'll get all the arrangements done, and will see to it.
And tomorrow, we'll come here.
How much? -Four rupees.
Topi do you have 100 rs change?
No, I only have this 5 rs note... -Take this, keep the change.
Thankyou sir.
Aren't you ashamed? I pay for your meals, atleast pay for tea.
I don't keep change with me. -You never have change.
God knows when will you have change.
Who are you saving money for?
I have to save money for him, his education. -So, will you sell me for him?
Whose going to buy you, old man?
I'll be sold in daimond prices, go check.
Oh! Miss London.
Are you'll fighting for money?
Take this, 10 thousand. -10 thousand?
But you will have to do me a favour. -We'll do anything you say.
Tell us the work.
Do something so that I can go to meet the grooms family alone.
Cadbury shouldn't come along.
It's 11 in the night.
I am so sleepy and I also take sleeping tablets, see this.
So why did you get me here?
We have bought you to sleep on the King's bed.
King bed?
Yes, sir. This is the rule in Tikamgarh.
That whenever there's a cringy... -cringy?
Rascal... -Rascal?
Shameless... -Shameless?
Beggar... -Beggar?
Poor... -Poor?
When he comes, they make him sleep here. -King's Bed.
Wow, King's bed!
I have only studies this in history!
But today, I have seen it.
I am the greatest of all. Tonight I shall be the king.
Music? -Sleeping music.
Lullaby...
Lo... -You must sleep.
He's fallen asleep.
It'll be so much fun, when... Lift!
That he is not laying down on any King bed..
..but on logs of wood.
He's sleeping so well with the sleeping pills.
Doesn't look like he'll get up.
If he gets up, well and good..
..or tomorrow morning someone will burn him thinking he's dead.
God bless them who do that.
Come let's go.
Listen Ramdin,
Someone's left an unclaimed body there.
Poor soul, died too young.
Looks like a good soul. His face looks bright.
Doesn't look like dead, looks like he's asleep.
We'll ask the priest to burn that dead body.
So that his soul can rest in peace.
Good morning, India!
All this will charge more than 10 thousand.
Miss London, sorry, you change we'll come back later.
Come let's leave. -Listen...
I have worn cloths.
What?
Only these?
Ma'am if you'll wear this to the groom's house, they'll be embarred.
That's what I want.
I am here, because of my grandpa insisted.
But I don't want to get married.
And I have worn such clothes purposely.
So that when they see me in these clothes, they reject me immediately.
But Cadbury?
He won't come back, right? -No he won't.
He came with a suit, he'll go back in a pot inform of ash.
Cadbury?
I am not a commodity that will die so early.
I am loyal to grandpa...
I will get you married.
And you, if you create any problem,
I'll call grandpa in Lomdon.
Now I have to change, take a hot shower, get my speech ready..
..from the translation book. Ahh! It's still burning.
Rommie, what will we do now?
We'll have to do something, where the marriage is called off because of him.
Isn't this Cadbury's translation book?
What did you write in that?
The hindi translation of bride is 'dulhan'. -Yes!
And the hindi translation of \bride groom is 'Dulha'.
I have changed 'dulha' to 'dog'.
What, dog?
Bride is called dulhan, Groom is called dog.
Nikki didn't come along?
She's not feeling well.
That is why I had to come alone.
Grandpa has sent, gifts for you.
Thankyou!
It's still burning me.
Call the boy, whose supposed to get married to our baby.
I want to hear him. -What?
Means I want to meet him.
Son, come here. -Greetings.
So he's the dog?
Whose getting married to our Nikki baby?
Dog?
What is his name? -Tarun!
What a lovely name.
I'll give him an english name.
Tommy!
Hi, Tommy!
You are a nice dog!
Handsome dog!
I like this dog!
Look, I will take you to London with me.
I'll cook and feed you too.
I'll feed you mutton, daily.
I have a nice gold chain for you, dog.
I'll put this chain in your neck...
And will take you to baby.
But where is your father, the bigger dog?
I am his father. -Oh!
So you are the dog's father?
Greetings!
A mustache dog!
Stop your bullshit right here.
It's been an hour.
Sir, what I am saying is right.
See, he's the youngest dog.
He's a little bigger dog.
And you are, an old senior dog.
Beat him.
Rommie...
Rommie, save me.
Save me...
Rommie, start the car...
I'm dead!
Rommie, save me, please save me.
They beat you so much here in India.
They hit me, so badly.
Why are you in this state?
You had gone to talk for marriage or a divorce?
Had gone to speak about marriage.
I praised them so much, then did they beat me like a dog?
Stupid people.
Dog?
From where did this come?
Did you fall in love with someone there?
And you spoke about your marriage rather than Nikki's.
I didn't, why don't people understand?
I went to talk about their marriage. -What?
I'll get married to a dog? Idiot.
How dare you say that?
Miss London, will marry a groom, okay?
What?
Groom marries the bride, not a dog.
No what you're saying is not true. -No, it is.
Listen to me now...
You guys are trying to be physical with me.
I told you I'm gonna sue you guys, I shall pull it to you.
Talk softly...
Where is my dictionary? -There it is.
Search down there. Is it this?
Yeay, you wait. -It was fallen here.
I'll prove it to you. -Come on now.
You try to be physical with me?
What is it? -Groom means Dulha.
But I thought it's Kutta.
Move that side.
Kutta? -Kutta means dog.
Dog? What a big mistake?
Nikki don't try to fool me.
I know you very well.
This marriage hasn't called off because of Cadbury...
It has happened because of your cunning trick.
What ever happned, you are the culprit.
What do you mean grandpa?
If I had to do so, why would I come to India?
To make a fool outta me.
But I am also your grandpa,
If you want to do your willfulness listen to me as well.
Now if you get married, it will be an Indian guy and in India.
And if you return back unmarried, it won't be good for you.
Grandpa, you always talk about hurting yourself right?
But today, I'll do that.
Don't get me married forcefully.
Please don't force me.
Looks like they want to marry her forcefully.
That is why she tried to suicide.
So this is the matter.
Where are those people?
Okay, so they are the ones.
You'll forced tis girl into marriage? -No, not us.
It was an order... -Order?
From London... -Aha!
From some international gang?
And you are his main agent?
Agent?
My dictionary...?
Agent=Family?
Yes yes, family!
I am an agent.
Do you know the meaning? -Yeay, special person, family.
Like you are my agent. -I'll slap you, if you call me that.
Sir, he is not any agent.
And there is no international gang.
He meant the order is from the girl's grandpa, in London.
Shut up!
This man already looks like a scoundrel.
Catch him. -Yes sir.
I'll check him. -Okay sir.
Why are you'll checking me? Don't do it.
What is this? -Condom
Condom? -Good, aids and population stay in control.
Let's see, what's in the other pocket.
She's good.
Daanveer, she looks like your wife.
Let me see, sir.
Not looks like, it is my wife's picture.
And from his pocket... -And this, from the other pocket.
Now, I get it why my wife keeps asking me to do overtime.
You here, and he there at your house?
Beat him.
Cadbury, run!
No... -Cadbury, here.
Rommie, help me. For God sake help me. Go...
Why are you getting angry? -I shouldn't?
Im tired of you, I beg stop this.
If Miss London wouldn't come to her senses and testify for us..
..we would have landed in jail.
They would have beated us to death.
And he's another sample.
When he came from London, he looked like a millionaire.
But now he's looking like a kept mummy.
Look, this is our last trip together.
After this w ewon't work together at all. You go your way, I'll go mine.
And I have already seen a job for myself.
I'll request miss Nikki to take me to London.
You die here only in India.
Madam...
How are you feeling now?
I am better.
But I couldn't understand something...
You're a rich girl from London,
So what made to suicide?
Because of my grandpa's stubborness, for an Indian son-in-law.
That doesn't mean that a person has to suicide?
There can be many other ways.
What other ways?
There are many ways, but immoral.
You can do one thing. -What?
Firstly find a handsome, young and smart guy and do a contract marriage.
Contract marriage? -Yeay, like an agreement based.
Agreement based? -Yes, like you hire something for time being.
In the same way, hire a husband and take him to London.
And you are sorted, your grandpa will be satisfied too.
And then tell him to behave so bad..
..that your grandpa throws him out of the house.
He'll there after will be done with a Indian son-in-law, we'll be sorted.
I mean your problem will be solved.
Is this possible?
Will I get such a guy?
Who'll do a contract marriage and will be ready to go to London with me?
People desperarely want to go to London.
But.. where will I find someone like that?
May be he's standing in your surroundings, atleast search.
Topi, will Rommie agree for this? -Rommie?
Yes... -What a shame!
No, I meant on me. I had one chance, I lost that too.
Will you convince Rommie for this work?
Convince him? -Madam, take it as an yes.
I can already see him dance on the streets of London.
"Nor gold, nor silver, nor diamonds, nor pearls"
"I am lost from the whole world."
"I am madly in love with you, my darling."
"Nor cloths, nor bangles, nor anklet, nor kajal"
"I am lost from the whole world."
"I am madly in love with you, my darling."
"I have found God in love."
"In your love, I found everything."
"I have got a new life."
"This love is also a strange thing."
"Nor rituals, nor vows, nor intentions , nor promises".
"I am lost from the whole world."
"I am madly in love with you, my darling."
"I'll ask you to stay with me me forever"
"Because I love you the most".
"Open your heart and show the world about our love".
"And tell what's the price of the heart filled with love".
"Nor wealth, nor kingdom, nor worship"
"I am lost from the whole world."
"I am madly in love with you, my darling."
What? Do not dare think about me.
How did he come to know that I am thinking about him.
Did I just dream about this stupid fellow?
All this is fine, the showdown is left.
I have to convince him to go to London.
Rommie, a car can work without an engine.
But I can't live without you.
I'll give you a good news.
Nikki has decided on a contract marriage and will take him to London.
Who is that unlucky guy? -Who else, you.
Me?
Don't hit me... -Where are you running?
I didn't say, miss London said.
What? -Yes...
Yes Rommie, I wan't you to have a contract marriage with me.
What?
Look Rommie, you need money...
And I need someone like you.
And where will I take someone who is unknown?
How to trust someone's intentions?
And you don't have to do anything much.
You only have to trouble grandpa that's it.
And then he'll get us divorced.
Ma'am please don't make me do all this.
And why should I betray your grandpa?
You aren't betraying him, I am!
Think about it, Rommie.
If you don't come, somone else will.
But if you come, your brother's admission in a medical school will be done.
What are you thinking, Rommie?
She's telling the truth.
5 lakh is a big amount, which you and me can never arrange.
Just agree for the sake of your brother.
Rommie please say 'yes'.
Okay, I am ready. -Me too.
You? -Ofcourse!
I am dying to go to London for such a long time.
And I knew it that someday you'll make my dream come true.
All this is okay.
But once we get married,
Cadbury will tell grandpa that I am marrying a guide.
And grandpa will understand it's a ploy.
I will not let this marriage take place.
I will tell grandpa the truth.
Hello... -Hello, grandpa!
Cadbury here.
Where have you been?
What didn't you call all this while?
Grandpa, is there some problem with your voice?
Sounding different...
My grand daughter's marriage has just called off, won't I sound upset?
But grandpa, there is alot of issue here.
Nikki baby wants to marry an ordinary guide.
Is that guide Indian?
Yes, he is an Indian but very cheap man.
I only want an Indian son-in-law, not any millionaire.
Look Cadbury, this marriage should take place anyhow.
And come to London as soon as possible.
And listen...
Is anyone else there with him?
Yes, his stupid friend.
You're stupid.
You're calling an Indian stupid?
Bring him, and his friend to London with all due respect.
Do come okay.
No band, no car? Where is grandpa?
I'll just make a call.
Topi master...
Give me a matchstick.
Topi master?
Who Topi master?
That Topi master, I left him back there in India, okay?
And you shamless, cheap man...
Who do you think you are?
Keep distance and talk.
What is wrong with you suddenly?
My time has changed.
I am come to my dream place, London.
I am come to my Santa Singh, who owns half the London.
Looks like this Heathrow airport is also owned by him.
I'll ask him to put my name on this.
'Hat Master' airport, means Topi master airport.
Hello... -Sir, i'm Cadbury speaking.
Where are you, I tried calling you so many times.
I am speaking from the London airport,
And I have come with your son-in-law.
What?
Nikki got married? And didn't even tell me?
And even you didn't call me?
What are you talking grandpa?
I had called you personally to inform about the marriage.
I'll deal with you later.
I sending the car, come home.
Stupid!
Grandpa, crack mad.
What happened Cadbury?
He's saying I didn't call him from india.
What?
I hope you didn't call any wrong number..
..and told him I am marrying a guide.
I can't understand anything.
You told me, grandpa agreed on the marriage.
That is why I married this guide.
Now, what should I say Nikki baby?
It's my fault.
You're so gone.
She's the grand daughter, she'll be forgiven.
He'll kick me, and send me back to India.
But you'll be charged for fraud and jailed for atleast 70 years.
70 years?
Now there's only one way out Cadbury.
You don't tell grandpa that he's a guide. -No...
But tell him he's an Indian millionaire
He and a millionaire?
70 years, remember? -No...
I'll say, what you tell me to.
There you are..
..all married according to ypur choice?
Not by my choice...
Cadbury said you've allowed to do so.
I won't spare him, I am going to shoot him.
Oh no, no...
Purshotam, what are you doing?
I don't know who my grand child has married because of this idiot.
No, grandpa...
Your son-in-law is not an ordinary man.
Big royal family.
Hotel Mansarovar. -He's a waiter?
Bloody waiter...
No, grandpa...
He belongs to the owner, Vikram Singh's family.
From Tikamgarh's most disrespectful family.
You hit me at a wrong place.
Actually, the most repectful family, grandpa.
You belong to Vikram Singh's family?
Do you know him? -Yes, very well.
You are whose son? Shakti Singh or Baldev Singh?
Pratap Singh -Pratap Singh?
You don't remember?
One with the big mustache? Fat? He used to talk alot about you.
Actually, I can't remember. -I also can't remember.
Not an issue, but where is Vikram Singh these days?
With Pratap Singh. -Pratap Singh?
And what is he doing?
Working with Pratap Singh. -Pratap Singh...
And what is Pratap Singh doing these days? -He expired 2 years ago.
Expired? -Yes!
Oh, sorry.
Okay, tell me where did you'll get married?
Grandpa, in the court. -In the court?
You'll got married in the court?
Why you getting angry? I was wearing a pant with the coat.
Son, I am not talking about coat and pant...
I am talking about the court, court of law.
Look baby,
This wedding is againt the religion norms.
That is why I will want to get you'll married again.
You'll will go round the holy flame,
He'll put the vermilion on your forehead.
Will put the mangalsutra in your neck.
And then I will give her hand in yours.
That's how this marriage will be accepted.
Okay? Now stay blessed.
Marry you?
I'll suicide if I have to marry you.
Hello... -Yes!
Does Santa Singh stay here?
What?
Santa Singh stays here? -I don't know any Santa Singh.
Looks like a ordinary man, doesn't know Santa Singh.
Looks like he's a foreigner from Africa.
I'll search for myself.
Brother, you look like a real britisher.
Can you tell me where does Santa Singh live?
Santa Singh? Go search in the lost and found.
Lost and found?
Good morning, sir. -Good morning.
So tell me, you lost something or you found something?
I lost someone...
Can you tell me Santa Singh's address?
Oh, Santa Singh AKA Banta Singh? -Yes, he's the one.
He who used to stay in Chandani chowk, in Delhi?
Yes. absolutely, that one. I have got him pickle too.
Do you know him? -Why not, I know him well.
Bravo! -Wait a minute, I'll make a call.
I found my Santa Singh. Call him fast.
Hello, Buta Singh...
I am David Goon speaking, Santa Singh's friend is come from India.
You bring everyone here, okay?
Come, come...
He is that, Santa Singh's friend who we were waiting for.
But call Santa Singh?
Yes, i'll do that, wait a minute.
Here is your Santa Singh.
No, you didn't get me.
Not Makta Singh, Santa Singh.
Has he gone out?
He's not gone out, he's gone on top.
What do you mean by top?
Means he's left the world.
Means my Santa Singh is dead? -Yes.
He died, and left them behind.
And he had borrowed money from all of them.
And he used to say, his friend will come from India,
And he will repay all back.
Who friend? -You!
Since you are come, you'll repay his loans.
Come ahead my friends.
And you'll take back everything from him.
Hell with you, Santa Singh.
I was living on you name in India.
And here you were borrowing money on my name?
Now where will I go?
I don't have anyone here.
No, I have!
I have my Nikki and Rommie here...
But I don't have their address.
I'll go search them.
What you got married? -Rohit, listen to me.
This is a fake marriage, I have bought him on contract for few days.
Why didn't you discuss this with me?
How would I? You were on a bussiness tour.
And I didn't even have your number.
What if that man really claims to be your husband?
No, he's not like that.
He's already in a hurry to go back to India.
Rohit, you come back soon from Holland.
Okay, darling.
As my bussiness is done, I'll come to you.
Bye, love you. -Love you!
Mani sir, I need all these outfits by next week.
And what about the jewellery I want that too.
Oh my god, why isn't the priest here yet?
Hello, sir...
You, give marriage dates to everyone around,
But on which date will you come here?
The date is selected...
Now common feed me something sweet.
The date for Nikki's weddding is 24th.
24th?
Greetings...
Tell me where you wanna go, Agra's Taj Mahal,
Delhi's Qutub Minar or..
..Udaipur's Sheesh Mahal.
1000 rs for one way trip, 1200 for a return trip.
50 rs for food and 70 extra if you're staying back at night.
And another thing, I won't lift your luggage, I'm not a porter, I'm a guide.
You bloody guide. You aren't in India, you're in London.
Sorry madam, I forgot who I was here.
Leave all this, there's a disaster happening inside.
What happened?
What did this old man do now?
He has selected our marriage date, 24th december.
Where are you running? -India.
Miss London, I had to be a fake husband, not real.
Anyway listen, I haven't brought you to get married.
I have brought you here to solve my problem.
Alright!
Where is he? -What?
Your grandpa... -He's gone for a walk the park.
I have to think of something.
I'll go push him, he might fall break some bones.
Yes and he'll send me back to India later.
Correct...
You here? Today i won't spare you.
What did you make me drink that day? Tell me.
Oh, no you? -Yes!
What are you doing here? -I won't spare you?
I won't spare you.
I won't leave you.
Who is it troubling this beggar? -You?
Bloody hell, you?
The ones I'm searching, I do not get, and I found this bore.
Your loafer friend... -I am searching him...
I was following him... -And from India you came here following him.
The day I find him... -What will you do?
I won't spare him. -What? I won't spare you.
Rommie...
Sherry looks like my work is done today.
Rommie has done something,
Which didn't only make grandpa upset, he actually beat him up.
Son, you aren't hurt anywhere else right?
Not paining right?
Are you sure?
Child, what a son-in-law have you brought.
Who hit his nose to save my life.
If I was hurt this way, I would have been dead by now.
You takecare of him, I'll call some specialist, okay?
Wow, so he is that prince charming.
What a dashing boy.
Don't hit me, don't hit me!
Then what? Should I praise you?
I sent you to a villian not a hero.
Come on Nikki, don't be so rude.
He might be in so much pain.
Where all are you hurt?
Come close I'll show you all my hurt.
Here, there... Everywhere.
Move aside. And what are you sticking by him? Move!
What is the issue with we being friends?
I brought him from India. -So I'll keep him in London.
Would you, handsome? -Anytime.
5 Lakhs only.
So now you go, let him rest. -Okay...
But I'll keep visiting, since he's unwell. Bye handsome, buh-bye!
You english cartoon, what are you doing here?
Grandpa has called you.
The old man has called me again?
You're naked... -If you are ashamed, turn your face.
Grandpa, has called you, he wants to take you somewhere.
Such a big showroom?
If you empty this space, one can play cricket here.
Grandpa, you're living the time of your life.
T.V...
Grandpa, when I go back to India, gift me a colour TV.
No, if there's a problem, then small will be fine.
There is a problem, son...
The problem is, how will I takecare of such a big showroom.
From today onwards you have to takecare of this showroom.
Me? -Yes, son...
Till yesterday, sittin on this chair, I used to manage the bussiness.
You'll manage it from today.
I'll send my manager inside, he'll tell you about all the sale purchase.
Good morning, sir.
What is this? -Balance sheet!
The company's profits and losses all is written.
You check this once. -Yes!
Yes sir...
This is your balance sheet?
Company is in losses and you're making profit.
Hold this.
You raised your hand on me?
You don't know what I can do.
What can you do?
You can march a strike,
or maybe a knock out or yeah you can close down the showroom.
You can complaint, about me to grandpa.
That's all you can do? So go do it.
Get out!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Grandpa, the showroom you made with all your hardwork,
But with one slap, I ruimed everything.
Now that manager will go home and complain about me.
Grandpa will get angry and give me a call.
Phone? Oh!
Yes, grandpa I'm coming.
Yes... London, I'm going.
Did you slap the manager? -Yes I did!
What do you know about accounts?
Look grandpa, all this doesn't matter any more.
This is my way of working.
If you had to face any loss because of me, I can go back to India.
Bye!
Son...
You have saved my company from such a big loss,
And you are talking about leaving?
What?
This rascal, has been doing fraud in my bussiness over 10 years.
And till date no one could catch hold of him.
But son, you did it in a minute.
With one slap, he understood and accepted his fault.
But tell me, where did you learn accounts from?
Pratap Singh... -Pratap Singh?
Oh! Your account? -My father!
Father? -Dad...
Good morning, Mr. Purshotam.
Good morning, officer.
Arrest him. -Sir, please.
I won't do that again, please forgive me.
Grandpa, if he's sorry, forgive him.
Maybe he had some reasons to do so.
Son, it's not about the money, it's about trust.
I can forgive everything but not betrayal and unfaithfulness.
I hate such people then even if it is someone I know.
Officer, take him. -Arrest him.
Come...
Did you hear Miss London?
Your grandpa hates cheaters.
You didn't tell me that he knows the cop so well, this is scaring me.
Rommie, my brother...
Nor I am getting your address, now am I getting anything to eat.
You'll eat alone? Atleast give some.
I'll have to do something.
Save me...
What should I do? So that old man to throw me out?
Butler... -I have bought groceries.
Why is this pot kept so carefully?
This is grandpa's ancestral vase.
It's passed from generation to generation.
One old man dies, passes it to the other... and so on.
It is said that, till this vase is there,
No money or problem can occur in this family.
That means, if this vase breaks...
Problems can occur.
What broke? -Your ancestral pot.
Oh my God!
My ancestral pot, a momento from my family...
Old man, now kick me out of this house.
What will you find in the pieces?
Gold? -Gold...
Let's loot this.
Loot... -Son, all this is yours.
All is yours.
I didn't even know my ancestors had hidden gold coins in here.
They used to tell me.
Till this is present in the house, there will never be poverty.
And today i'm convinced..
..that even my ancestors have accpeted you as their son-in-law.
Cadbury, iI have got a great son-in-law. -Fantastic!
He kicked mud and made gold.
Miss London... -Yes...
Here you're getting all decked up, and there your grandpa is irritating me.
He geting attached too much.
Did he fall in some glue?
Look madam...
Please take me away from all this.
Where to take you?
I am going to a party. -Party?
Will do, take me along.
Hi handsome! -Hi
You have to come and attend my grand daughter's wedding.
It's on 24th of December.
Excuse me.
[Hymn playing]
You also sit for the prayers.
What happened?
What's happening? -We're praying.
Praying? Do we pray like this? On a tape recorder?
Yes, that's how it happens here.
Who'll go search for a priest and pay him 100 pounds?
And we also have a get together and a weekend party.
What happened son? Why did you turn off the tape?
This is no way of praying, such a disgrace.
Who are you cheating?
God or yourself?
God doesn't want you'll praying this way.
So how does he want it?
If you know, go ahead.
[Reciting hymn]
Sir, if by mistake something wrong has happened,
Please forgive me.
Couldn't help it, I'm an Indian.
I can tolerate everything but disrespecting..
..my culture and tradition is not accepted.
You know son, why have I got you here today?
One day, I was standing here all sad and upset.
And was thinking God forbid, if my Namrata happens to marry a British,
I would be depressed.
It would have shattered all my culture and traditions.
And I prayed to God to give me with an Indian son-in-law.
And God blessed me with you, making me world's happiest man.
You are a real Indian, with all the culture and traditions.
You are my hero, son.
Hero Hindustani!
No Miss London, I can't cheat grandpa more.
That man is an angel.
I can cheat a good elderly man for my good...
Is a bad thing to do.
You please give my passport, I wanna go back.
Hello, yes grandpa...
Call's for you. -Yes, grandpa...
Yes, I'll be there.
Yes sir, I have thought about it.
I want to hand-over all my bussiness, wealth and my power of attorney..
..to my son-in-law.
Now onwards, in all the bussiness..
..and bank dealing will work with his signature.
I have called him, he might be on his way.
Mr. Cameroon, get the papers ready.
His son-in-law, will be here any moment. Get him, inside.
-Yes sir, I will do that.
Hey you! -You?
Yes me... -You are Mr. Purshotam's son-in-law?
Yes... -No, never!
You ordinary guide, you are decoying him.
That man has been praising you, think you're a well known man.
You cheat. I have caught you today.
I will tell him the truth today.
Before you do that,
I'll tell the whole London, what I made you drink in India.
What was it? Even today my throat burns.
I made you drink my friends...
Oh No! -Yes!
Tomorrow morning it'll be the headlines for all the newpapers,
That Mr. Cameroon had an Indian's.... -No, please do not tell anyone.
I beg of you... -Mr. Cameroon...
What are you doing? -I am thanking him, sir.
Your son-in-law is a great man.
He met me in India, took good care of me.
He gave me so much to eat, thankyou.
He's a nice man.
Where did he meet you? -There... At Pratap Singh's house.
Pratap Singh? Oh yes, your lawyer. -Ah! My father...
Oh, sorry son I forgot. Understand, I am getting old.
So son, these are the power of attorney paper.
I have put all I had in your name.
What? He put the power of attorney on your name? Has he gone crazy?
I'm glad, I kept your passport with me.
Right now I have so much wealth,
That I can buy a plane with your grandpa's money and go back to India.
But, it's my decency that I'm still here.
Look, if you are so decent,
We'll go right away to..
..transfer the power of attorney papers on my name, please.
For you to ruin everything?
And grandpa will be seen begging outside temples.
And if I tell grandpa your truth, where will you be found?
In the jail.
And with me, you'll find yourself too.
Because this whole cheating story was your idea.
You have humiliated me alot.
God bless grandpa, that I can now control you.
Now you'll do what I want.
For example, all of a sudden every morning,
I've indulged a habit of having bed tea.
So tomorrow morning, you'll get tea for me like a waiter.
Or else... -Or else?
Where did it go? Oh yes, it's here.
You know or else what I can do?
Grandpa...
Rommie, does my 'nirodh' on everything. -What?
'Opposes' is not called 'nirodh'.
But in India, everyone talks, 'nirodh'?
There is nothing like 'nirodh', it's a rumor, okay?
Cadbury... -Yes?
Am I dreaming? -No, grandpa no.
This not a dream, it's a hockey stick.
Hockey stick? -Yes, hocket stick...
No no, not 'hockey stick', 'Haqeeqat'...
Yes... something like that? 'Hocket khat'!
You, mixed salt in the tea rather than sugar?
I was searching for poison, but didn't get it.
Poison? If you had to do so, you could've just dipped your finger.
The whole tea would have become poisonous. Get out!
Go and serve breakfast for me, or else...
Take eat, eat so much that your stomach bursts.
Such a sad breakfast?
Looks like you made it.
Mood off, breakfast cancel.
Do me a favour...
Go and iron my cloths.
What? Iron your cloths? I won't do it.
What did you just say?
You won't iron my cloths?
Did you forget? What can I do? -What will you do??
I won't do anything... I'll go with unironed cloths.
Enough of this black mailing.
I'll have to do something about it.
Too much of blackmailing? Now we'll teach you a lesson.
So this check trick is Miss London's.
She won't change.
Why are climbing each other like that?
Don't, don't leave me.
Where did he go?
No, no my child. What are you doing?
Miss London...
Grandpa, you called me?
Yes, my child...
Look, tomorrow is Eid and we have to go to Rashid's house.
And first time you'll be going to some..
..function with your would be husband.
So I want you to wear some Indian outfit, it'll be better.
Now this mini skirt and all doesn't look good.
Grandpa, you know I don't like Indian outfits.
I'll wear such cloths and go.
You'll go like that only?
You won't listen to grandpa?
You don't like Indian outfits?
And these short cloths are okay?
You don't talk between us.
You'll speak to your would be husband in this tone?
You mannerless girl...
Grandpa, please forgive me grandpa...
I can tolerate everything but not someone disrespecting you.
Grandpa, you turn around, look away!
Grandpa, cover your ears because..
..today I'll make her understand.
Son, do it with love. She's my only grand daughter.
Okay? -Yes grandpa, now cover your ears.
You were hurt? Even I was.
Your cheap black and white goons were hitting me.
If you don't want to get beaten up more, do as per he says.
What?
Excuse me, Rommie...
What was that big sound?
Why did you hit me?
You bloody insect... -Insect?
By dressing up like that, you are ruining an Indian home feels.
Tomorrow for Eid,
If you don't happen to come in an Indian outfit...
I'll make you run the whole Bhendi Bazaar in a torn boxer.
Boxer? -Shut up!
What do you think of yourself?
I have bought you here, on a contract.
How dare you slap me?
What kind of a person are you?
And who would like to be your husband?
The girl who can't respect her grandpa,
What will she respect her husband?
That man has lived all his life for your happiness.
And in return what does he want?
Some happiness, and you can't even give him that?
How much more will he live, anyway?
Keep one thing in mind, Miss London...
If you hurt grandpa, you'll never be happy.
What is this Asma, today's Chand raat, tomorrow's Eid...
The house where Eid is celebrated should be lit up.
There is no celebration for Eid in foreign.
We'll celebarte it just like me do it in our country.
In an absolutely splendid way.
You will celebrate Eid?
You're thinking about the religion? That doesn't matter.
At the end, we are all Indians only.
In India, we celebrate all festivals together.
Now you wait and watch, we'll celebrate such an Eid that..
..we celebrate in Mumbai's Bhendi Bazaar and Delhi's Chandni Chowk.
"The moon is up..."
"God's presence is every where".
"The moon is up..." "God's presence is every where".
"It's a victory for people who've fasted".
"Let's hug and wish Eid to everyone".
"Eid greetings to all".
"The moon is up..." "God's presence is every where".
"It's a victory for people who've fasted". "Let's hug and wish Eid to everyone".
"Eid greetings to all".
"Assalamu alaykum" "Walaykumu salam"
"The one in black, tell me your name."
"Assalamu alaykum" "Walaykumu salam"
"The one in black, tell me your name."
"You know what comes next when you act stubborn".
"What comes next is out luck".
"And you are a part of my luck".
Do not follow me and also don't make up stories".
"I am not going to believe them".
"I won't leave you but connect our hearts forever..."
"The heart is a lover and not an idiot".
"This lover have an old tradition".
"Let's hug and wish Eid to everyone".
"Eid greetings to all".
"Assalamu alaykum" "Walaykumu salam"
"Hero Hindustani greets everyone here".
"Assalamu alaykum" "Walaykumu salam"
"Hero Hindustani greets everyone here".
"You are my heart, you are my life".
"With life you are also my belief".
"I have loved you more than love".
"I just wanna say that I want to live with you".
"Our story is an old love story".
"That is my promise and also intention".
"For you I will leave the society".
"This love is everyone's friend".
"Let's hug and wish Eid to everyone".
"Eid greetings to all".
Excuse me, I came from India.
It's been 2 weeks I lost my friend Rommie.
2 weeks I've not eaten, help me please. -That's very sad.
Here, take this burger.
I'll tell you what,
You go to the Indian embassy and they'll send you back to India.
Thank you very much, God bless. He's dark, but heart is clear.
I never though of going to the Indian embassy.
Wow, I've seen food after so long.
Excuse me, Indian? -Yes!
Indian, you're an India? -Ya!
Bravo! After so long I've come across as Indian.
Where is this Indian embassy? I am come from India.
My life got spoilt because of that Santa Singh.
Santa Singh, from Delhi? -Yes...
You're his friend? -Yes...
He has taken a loan from me too.
That day I was late to come. My repayment is still left.
I don't have anything left with me.
What is this? -It's a burger.
No problem, give this. -I haven't eaten since 2 weeks.
Grandpa, TV says -4° temperature, very cold.
Go get Rommie to me, quitely.
Come sit!
It's so cold today, son...
People who live in London are in this state, what might be yours?
Come on have that. -No, grandpa I don't drink.
It's not alcohol, it's medicine, have it. You'll stop freezing.
Come... Let's drink.
If I get drunk, just take care okay? -Cheers!
Where did this Rommie go all of a sudden?
Grandpa, what a amazing medicine...
Im all drugged with the medicine.
Not an issue. It was fun! Really.
Today, after so many years I drank with family.
With Vikram's grandson, and Pratap's son...
Who is this Pratap Singh? -The one with big moustache, your dad.
My dad?
My father was Babulal.
And he was a bus driver.
One day, in the place of the break he pressed the accelerator,
In the 4th gear and died.
And I became an orphan.
No, no.. Don't say that!
How can you an orphan? I am there for you.
Until I am there you cannot be orphan. I am there, the head of the family.
Grandpa, you are a nice man.
Grandpa, i'll tell you a secret today.
It's private, move!
Grandpa, they've bought me here on contract.
Oh, you mean on hire? -Yes, he's right.
Everyone of us are on rent in this world.
This is what grandpa says, isn't it?
Grandpa, then ask her why did she promise me to pay 5 lacs?
Who is she to pay you for your hard work? It's he, the one whose on top.
Grandpa, we all here are doing a drama.
Correct...
Even Shakespear said,
"That this world is a stage" -Oh yeah...
"And we all are it's 'car'"
Not 'car', 'Kalakar', actors on the stage.
Grandpa, you leave this duffer. Listen to me.
You shut up!
Grandpa, you don't understand me even when you're not drunk...
And not even when you are drunk.
Grandpa, I am a rascal. -No that's what you think.
Or else I haven't seen a better son than you. -Grandpa... Grandpa...
Enough of all this, you creep. -Grandpa, listen to me I'm a rascal.
Grandpa, he's saying good night to you.
Good night... -Thank god, we're safe.
If grandpa would have come to know, he'd killed me.
He's blind...
I'll rob something.
He hit me? He's not blind.
Rommie, get up grandpa's fallen ill suddenly.
Asma, what's it with grandpa?
From morning to evening, he hasn't spoken to me.
Tell him to speak to me or I'll get angry.
Rommie... You tell grandpa to speak to me.
He always listens to you Rommie, please Rommie please.
You lied that you are the head of the family.
I am there, you never are an orphan till I am there.
That's what you told me?
You are cheating me.
Look grandpa, I had become an Orphan once.
I do not want to become again.
Enough grandpa. Get up now. Please... get up.
Get up, grandpa...
Thankyou God.
Good morning Miss London.
Take, drink tea. -No, I don't want, you have.
You better have it, or you know...
Thanks!
Such a big thanks for a cup of tea?
That Thanks was not for the tea, it was for saving my grandpa's life.
Miss London, if you want you can go to your room.
I am here. -No!
Till grandpa isn't okay, I'll sit here only.
Hey, grandpa...
Come on, have your tablets. -Oh! No.
I know it's bitter, look at Madhubala's picture it'll taste sweet.
Today grandpa had the tablets on his own. -See this...
Wow... That's good. -Son, now I feel like living.
Now I'll do everything as per doctor says.
The heart plays around at times.
When a wish is fulfilled, it thinks of another.
My wish was to see Nikki's husband before I die.
Another wish was to see you'll get married.
Nikki gives birth to babies.
And baby's laughter lightens up the whole house.
Now that's the only wish I have.
Oh! Grandpa I forgot something important.
Pray to take all the evil eyes off you,
So you never fall ill and stay ever green like Dilip Kumar and Dev Anand.
I'll go give this money to the poor.
Rommie, you've made me walk so much. I am tired.
Didn't I tell you, you won't find any beggar in London.
Shut up, you beggar. -You called me a beggar?
Beggar have a greater standard. -You wanna know my standard?
Look, beggar...
Look at his state.
Baba... Oh Baba! -This is my pal, Rommie's voice.
Rommie... -Who was that?
Who is that? -How does this beggar know your name?
To... Topi sir!
He's not a begger, he's a big man in London. -No, no...
Half of the London is his friends, Santa Singh's.
-Oh no... Sorry, I think we disturbed you.
This park also might be yours.
And the line of cars? Which cars were those? Mercedes, BMW...
And many more. So where is the line?
And yeah, where is your palace?
I can't see the palace, might be it's made out of glass.
It might be see through... Oh similar to see through..
..is Heathrow airport, what's up with that?
Did you change it's name to 'Hat Master' airport?
Please stop and enough of these taunts.
After getting away from you my life was ruined.
I'm living a beggar's life.
I have learnt a life lesson, to not live in lies.
Your friendship means to me more than anything.
Okay Topi, now tell me how did all this happen?
Topi, there was someone who came to our lives...
You life had Santa Singh and I had Nikki.
I'll tell you something, when grandpa was ill,
So while I was taking care of him, I have fallen in love with Nikki.
Did you tell this to nikki? -No, I havn't.
I can't gather the guts, what if she denies?
And what if she says yes? -What?
Rommie, you should never keep anything in your heart or it becomes painful.
And before it starts hurting, go confess your love.
I love you... Oh shit! -Rommie...
Yes me, what are you doing here?
I had come here to have pizza. -Okay, so eat.
Eat.. -Come...
I love you... I love you... Shit!
Have a seat... -I am already seated.
I'll sit.
You'll have? -I'm not hungry.
What hapened? --Nothing happened, what will happen?
What happenend?
Keep it down, keep it.
I cannot live without you.
I can see you everywhere.
I can see you while I'm asleep, I can see you when i am awake.
I can see you in the plate when I eat. I can see you in the glass when I drink water.
I think I love you.
Yes I think I'm in love with you. I love you Nikki...
I said it, yes I said it... OH! yes I said it. Yes... Yes.. Yes...
"Hero Hindustani..."
"Our love story is about to begin."
"I listened to my heart and chose you".
"We are become one, I have chose you."
"Hero Hindustani..."
"Our love story is about to begin."
"A heart is telling a story another is hearing."
"Our hearts have met and we have learned to love."
"Drunk evenings and colourful nights, days beautiful "
"Ever since we have known each other,"
"Why does the heart pound so fast, is it afraid of the world?"
"The pounding is because of love."
"Hero Hindustani..."
"Our love story is about to begin."
"I listened to my heart and chose you".
"We are become one, I have chose you."
"We will have new dreams to see."
"Our paths will meet at the same destination."
"Two stars have met in a loot of the heart."
"Now 2 kites will fly in the same string."
"I hope this doesnt end, I hope you dont leave me."
"Ill spend all my days on you."
"Hero Hindustani..."
"Our love story is about to begin."
"I listened to my heart and chose you".
"We are become one, I have chose you."
Topi? Where is Nikki? -Ever since then you are standing here.
I went to Pizza hut, I said I love you, I sang a whole song.
Standing here, you also sang a song?
All this was in the dream.
Go confess your love.
I didn't do it? -No, you didn't, go.
Okay, so I have to go and confess now? -Yes, go!
Wow Rommie, you look good today.
Today even you look very beautiful. -Thankyou!
Today i want to tell you something. -No, first you listen to me.
You always used to ask me why am I doing this?
This contract marriage and all that?
The reason is, I love a guy here.
I really love him.
See that, Rohit.
Hi love!
Rommie meet him, he's Rohit. -Hi, Rommie.
Greetings sir.
Rommie, I and Rohit have seen a dream.
Our wedding dream.
Which is possible only oif you help.
Tell me, will you help us fullfiling our dream?
Oh yes, you wanted to say something to me Rommie?
No, nothing, just that God bless you.
Why don't I get happiness in my life?
First time I fell in love.
A stranger entered and took her away from me.
I can't stay more here.
Come, let's go back to our country.
You'll go back, but what about grandpa and Nikki?
Rommie, I know...
How it is to love someone and then forget them.
But Nikki need's you today.
Nikki needs Rohit not me.
Because he's her happiness and life.
He's not Nikki's life, he's her ruination.
Rohit has lost all his wealth in gamblng.
Now he's eying Nikki's property.
He's pretending to be in love with Nikki.
You have to unmask Rohit infront of grandpa and Nikki.
Don't do it for grandpa but atleast do it for your love.
Take, I won again.
Bravo, you're winning all the games.
Have you hidden card there?
Actually, you have hidden cards there.
You aren't ready to open the game.
What do you mean? -Why do you want to marry, Nikki?
I love her.
These days, the work Love doesn't work.
No body uses something left by someone else for love atleast.
But actually does it for money.
Common on show your cards, and open your game.
What do you think?
The way you have become Nikki's husband for money,
In the same way I want to marry her for money?
Who told you all this? -Nikki has told me everything.
I know you aren't any grandpa's friend's grandson.
You are a roadside Romeo.
Who sold himself for 50 lakhs.
Not 50 lakhs, the deal of contract marriage and cheating grandpa was 5 lakhs.
50 lakhs it seems. -Good night my friend.
Good night...
He's gone to sleep.
Nevermind, better luck next time but I won't spare you.
"Not 50 lakhs, the deal was for 5 lakhs".
"To have a fake marriage with Nikki and to cheat grandpa".
For some money?
Son, I wanted to make you my heir.
All of this what I have, I wanted to give you.
Only because my name shouldn't disappear from this world..
..that is why I wanted you to sit in my place.
And I wanted to live in you, after I die.
And you burried me alive.
I didn't break down so much even when I lost my children..
..how much I have broke down today.
I have lost trust in the world, every relationship here..
..infact I have lost faith in myself.
Grandpa...
What Rohit did wasn't right.
And Rommie? He left me and he's gone?
Didn't you want that grandpa should kick him out of the house?
Then why this pain and tears Nikki? Why?
There is no answer to all the questions. -But this question has an answer.
You have started to fall in love with Rommie. -No!
Yes, why don't you understand Nikki?
Rohit used to stay away from you for months,
But you never missed him.
And today Rommie went for sometime,
And you have tears in your eyes?
This longing is called love.
With Rohit what you feel is only infatuation.
Rohot doesn't love you, he love's your wealth.
He has ruined many girls like you.
He doesn't go on any business trips, he goes for his Self-Gratification.
No...
Don't spoil your life for him.
Life is very long Nikki...
Joys or sorrows Rommie will always support you.
He's made for you.
I don't think you know, but even Rommie loves you very much.
But he could never tell you.
Stop him, Nikki... Stop him.
Have you lost your mind? You are running on the roads like that?
Rommie is innocent.
Grandpa can't punish him for my wrong doings.
And Rommie never wanted to cheat grandpa.
Infact he wanted to go back to India.
Now I'll take him to grandpa.
And what will you when you take him?
Grandpa, Rommie is a good guy?
He's an angel?
He is that great Indian you were looking for?
Why don't you make him your son-in-law?
I am tired of you and your grandpa.
Root cause of all the problem is your grandpa.
It would've been better if he would have died in his illness.
Atleast, Rommie wouldn't have taken my place.
Rommie can never take your place.
He's way higher than you are Rohit.
You are thinking about grandpa's death.
And he? He gave grandpa life.
My dad used to say...
True love changes ones midset.
Get them close to their loves ones.
You didn't change anything in my life Rohit.
Infact, you took me away from my family.
Rommie bought me close to my family.
He introduced me to my country, tradition and culture.
First time, I have felt that I am Indian girl.
Is it so that you have... -Yes I have started loving Rommie.
I Love Rommie...
I can't live without him.
You bitch!
Rommie, let's go from here.
Turning our backs to these foreigner?
These people are dangerous, Rommie. -Hey Miss London...
We have played this game alot in Delhi.
You tried to put a commercial break to it.
But now the game has started again.
Hero Hindustani!
Grandpa...
Take your grand daughter.
Grandpa, today I'll tell you everything about Rommie.
Rommie, did we really go to London or was I dreaming?
It might be a dream for you Topi but it has changed my life.
Come Rommie, hurry up the flight has landed.
Come... -You go...
Agra's Taj Mahal, Qutub Minar, guide, guide... -Hey guide...
Yes sir... -Yes!
What is it?
Will you go to Tikamgarh? -One way trip 1000, return 1200.
Take 10,000 as a tip also.
It's my grand daughter's wedding.
24th December is the date.
I have to reach early.
Let it your wedding or your grand daughter's wedding,
What have I got to do?
Where in Tikamgarh? -At Pratap Singh's place.
Who Pratap Singh? -Really, who Pratap Singh??
Your fake father.
"Hero Hindustani..."
"Our love story is about to begin."
"I listened to my heart and chose you".
"We are become one, I have chose you."
"Hero Hindustani..." "Our love story is about to begin."